18 clues you may be the parent of a Precious First Born

Do you recognise yourself, the mums at Ardo can definitely relate to some of these….

Precious First Born-ing (verb): an intensive state of parenting in which the afflicted adult becomes alarmingly obsessed with (among other things) the safety, nutrition and intellectual development of their offspring. 

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